- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

Why did susy give up in the corner? Cause she couldnt fight off the black man.

what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

what do you call a disabled black man getting beat up? an unfortunate human

What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

What's older than history? Pre-history.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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