What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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what did the poor kid get from santa? Nothing santa hates poor kid, but the rich kid got a very nice convertable.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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"Knock Knock" "Who the hell is it?" "Patri..." "Go the hell away!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face? The man replies "i have a huge malignant tumor in my chin"

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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