What's the square root of four? Two.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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banana

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Racial Equality.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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