I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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hey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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My mumma your mumma live down the street 18,19 marble street out came you and out came me but then your mumma died from her pee

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agp

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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