Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Fags are gay.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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