How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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It’s dead.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A man walks into a pole.

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banana

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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