When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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It’s dead.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Test

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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