Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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