Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A woman's opinion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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