A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Test

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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