It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Test

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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How do you kill a baby quickly? The better question is why kill a baby quickly?

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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