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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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