I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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The Bible

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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A woman's opinion

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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