What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why is your face? Because.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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