What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Paige

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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