I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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