Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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