An Asian child flunks a test.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Penis.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Anti Joke

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