Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? There is no Santa Claus.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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