Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A man walks into a pole.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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