April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Fags are gay.

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Test

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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