Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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