What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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