Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Get in the car.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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