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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Mexicans are like waffles

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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