roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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