Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Dont look at me.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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