So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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