What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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