What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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