What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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boobs

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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