A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Jews...

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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