Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Apple.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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