What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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