- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Dont look at me.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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