how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Men's Rights

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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