What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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