how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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The Olympics

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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