Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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boobs

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sexual intercourse.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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