Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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