Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Yes.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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America

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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