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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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You

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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