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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

a black man jumps in a pool.

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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