Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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boobs

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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