Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Men's Rights

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How are you this morning?

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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