A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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