Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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boobs

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Fat people.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Where is my tractor?

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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PATHETIC

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Anti Joke

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