Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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if you read this you are gay

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Are you a tree? No.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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