How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Fat people.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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