- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

black people. that is all...

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

if you read this you are gay

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

George Bush.

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