Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Everyone is special in there own ways except for patrick whos demented

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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if you read this you are gay

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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