Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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