Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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call of duty world at war

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Anti Joke

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