Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How are you this morning?

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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