Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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How are you this morning?

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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boobs

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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