what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

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