What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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call of duty world at war

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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