A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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black people. that is all...

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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The Olympics

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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