A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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