What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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