What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Har har hey

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George Bush.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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