A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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