what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Baman: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? Piderman: What? Baman: They're all gone!

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Sarah Palin

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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