- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

am i invited to party? no

Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Why couldn't the boy see? He was dead

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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