- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock Come in!

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

To mamas so fat shes fat

Arron Glass

What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

What is worse than getting a 30% on a test? Getting a 29% on a test.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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