Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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Sarah Palin

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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