read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because he did

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Your moma's so fat, she's got type 2 diabetes

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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smug face >:}

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did girl cry? Because she recently saw the messy demise of her parent's marriage.

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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