Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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I told a woman to make me at turkey sandwich. Of course she complied seeing as I was at Subway.

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

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Why did the girl pee her pants? She was only 1 month old...

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Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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