Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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What did the rainbow sun say to the flower-faced elephant? "Want some tea and hamsters?" I'm addicted to acid.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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