- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

???????????? WTF?

So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

Got milk? No.

Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

im gay because im gay

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

Whats plastic and phonie a phone

Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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