A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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Why did the bear stick his head in the honey comb? He wanted honey.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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What do you tell a black man walking down the street with a suspicious look to him. Hey, how's it going?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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