- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ow, that really hurt."

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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