What's worse than dying? Living in Africa

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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how long does it take for a black woman to shit? a couple of minutes.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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