What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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Punch line.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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japan4.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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