your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Invisible Television.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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