Why did the mammoth cross the road? For financial reasons.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats forever alone me

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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