So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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GIVE

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Anti Joke

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