I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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hi hi strager danger

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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