Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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An irishman walks out of a pub

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did Nicholas Cage cross the street? To steal the Declaration of Independence.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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GIVE

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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a Jew had a small nose

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Punch line.

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Dylan Eichas

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