What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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