What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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why do black people like to play basketball steal shoot and run

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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this site is funny.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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japan4.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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