Whats Obama's last name?

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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make me a sandwich!

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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