Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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a Jew had a small nose

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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