If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Boom.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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