Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Women's Rights

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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