- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

poop.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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