You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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my bubbles!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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