A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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what the hell happened to your face

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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FIRE!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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