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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Your mom is so...wonderful.

Women's rights.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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