A seal walks into a club...

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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someone called a frog a frog

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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