One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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what the hell happened to your face

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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FIRE!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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