Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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