Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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what the hell happened to your face

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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