You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Dick Chaney

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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Gale swallows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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