Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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