- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

Oh look, I've found my knife

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

Women's Rights

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

what the hell happened to your face

What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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