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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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