What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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