- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. BOOM Never mind, he was a terrorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

whats annoying and black? black people

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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